Jennifer Rostock U.S.
Keine Macht den Profis

Your résumé ends after the Seahorse*
You’re one of us!
You pack your shampoo for dry hair into dry hair
You’re one of us!
You invest in my CD burner start-up (nice, dude!)
You’re one of us!
You haven’t paid your electric, now you have to watch TV in the dark
Uh, you’re one of us!
You stay relaxed for no reason, live off of the blunt in your mouth
You’re one of us!
Do you constantly forget what you what to say (uh, what?)
Then you’re one of us!

We’re building shit until the flies shred, have no idea
But don’t hesitate to transform it, yeah, yeah
When, if not here? Where, if not us?
This goes to all of the dead-lasts, n-n-no power to the pros
No power to the pros
No power to the pros
No power to the pros

If your life were a font, then it’d be Comic Sans
You’re one of us!
You don’t dreams your thingamajigs, but rather hire your dreams
You’re one of us!
You can only do two chords, but play all three
You’re one of us!
You can’t actually sing, but do it anyway
You’re one of us!

We’re building shit until the flies shred …

Ready, set and on your marks
There’s no reason to hustle here
What kind of stress is that, now?
This goes to all the dead-dead-lasts

We’re building shit until the flies shred …

No power to the pros
No power to the, woo hoo!

*The Seahorse is an entry-level badge awarded to new swimmers in Germany during lessons, named for the symbol on the badge itself.